The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)
I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it.
Groucho Marx (1895-1977)
If you are going through hell, keep going.
Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826)
Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
H. G. Wells
Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.
Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction.
All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.
How you think when you lose determines how long it will be until you win.
Gilbert K. Chesterton
Coincidences are spiritual puns.
Gilbert K. Chesterton
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
Douglas Adams 1952 - 2001
I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery.
May you live all the days of your life.
There comes a time when one must take a position that is neither safe, nor political, nor popular, but he must take it because his conscience tells him that it is right.
Martin Luther King
A friend hears the song in my heart and sings it to me when my memory fails.
Experience is the worst teacher. It gives you the test first and the instructions afterwards.
If you find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere.
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
A fool may have his coat embroidered with gold, but it is a fool's coat still.
A child can ask a thousand questions that the wisest man cannot answer.
Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.
No man your lesser can insult you, no man your greater would.
Reverence for life is the ethic of love expanded to embrace the universe.
A man changed against his will is of the same opinion still. A dog changed against his will is of the same opinion still.
Study as if you were going to live forever; live as if you were going to die tomorrow.
The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself, too.
It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!
Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms.
If I have any beliefs about immortality it is that certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very very few people.
The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
George Bernard Shaw
Nothing will benefit human health and increase the chances for survival of life on earth as much as the evolution to a vegetarian diet.